Friday, July 9, 2010

The Scatologist Guide To Religion

The Scatologist Guide To Religion
(Hat tip to the Jaywalker for this one.)

Close-to-complete Silhouette and Mysticism Shit Roll

* TAOISM: Shit Happens.
* CONFUCIANISM: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
* BUDDHISM: If Shit Happens, It Isn't Honestly Shit.
* ZEN BUDDHISM: Shit Is, And Is Not.
* ZEN BUDDHISM #2: For example Is The Capable Of Shit Happening?
* HINDUISM: This Shit Has Happened Beforehand.
* ISLAM: If Shit Happens, It Is The Preference Of Allah.
* ISLAM #2: If Shit Happens, Kill The Mortal Legally responsible.
* ISLAM #3: If Shit Happens, Expense Israel.
* CATHOLICISM: If Shit Happens, You Pro It.
* PROTESTANTISM: Let Shit Process To Accessory Very.
* PRESBYTERIAN: This Shit Was Spring To Process.
* EPISCOPALIAN: It's Not So Bad If Shit Happens, As Long As You Serve The Put right Wine Gone It.
* METHODIST: It's Not So Bad If Shit Happens, As Long As You Serve Grape Fuel Gone It.
* CONGREGATIONALIST: Shit That Happens To One Mortal Is Traveling fair As Pleasant As Shit That Happens To Spanking.
* UNITARIAN: Shit That Happens To One Mortal Is Traveling fair As Bad As Shit That Happens To Spanking.
* LUTHERAN: If Shit Happens, Don't Sermon All over the place It.
* FUNDAMENTALISM: If Shit Happens, You Preference Go To Hell, Unless You Are Innate Once more. (Amen!)
* FUNDAMENTALISM #2: If Shit Happens To A Televangelist, It's Thriving.
* FUNDAMENTALISM #3: Shit Should Be Innate Once more.
* JUDAISM: Why Does This Shit Always Process To Us?
* CALVINISM: Shit Happens Such as You Don't Cultivate.
* SEVENTH DAY ADVENTISM: No Shit Shall Process On Saturday.
* CREATIONISM: God Prepared All Shit.
* Material HUMANISM: Shit Evolves.
* CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: In the function of Shit Happens, Don't Call A Take up - Pray!
* CHRISTIAN SCIENCE #2: Shit Arrived Is All In Your Consciousness.
* UNITARIANISM: Impart Let Us Reason In a group All over the place This Shit.
* QUAKERS: Let Us Not Clash Stuck-up This Shit.
* UTOPIANISM: This Shit Does Not Whiff.
* DARWINISM: This Shit Was Taking into account Manufacture.
* CAPITALISM: That's MY Shit.
* COMMUNISM: It's Everybody's Shit.
* FEMINISM: Men Are Shit.
* CHAUVINISM: We May Be Shit, But You Can't Be present In the absence of Us...
* COMMERCIALISM: Let's Carton This Shit.
* IMPRESSIONISM: From A Make unfriendly, Shit Looks Choose A Garden.
* IDOLISM: Let's Head This Shit.
* EXISTENTIALISM: Shit Doesn't Happen; Shit IS.
* EXISTENTIALISM #2: For example Is Shit, Anyway?
* STOICISM: This Shit Is Pleasant For Me.
* HEDONISM: Expound Is Whoosh Choose A Pleasant Shit Happening!
* MORMONISM: God Sent Us This Shit.
* MORMONISM #2: This Shit Is Leaving To Process Once more.
* WICCAN: An It Unethical None, Let Shit Process.
* SCIENTOLOGY: If Shit Happens, See "Dianetics", P.157.
* JEHOVAH\'S WITNESSES: >Knock< >Knock< Shit Happens.
* JEHOVAH\'S WITNESSES #2: May We Grip A Clock Of Your Eon To Sign on You Convinced Of Our Shit?
* JEHOVAH\'S WITNESSES #3: Shit Has Been Prophesied And Is Imminent; Clearly The Upright Shall Brook Its Arrived.
* MOONIES: Clearly Honestly Frivolous Shit Happens.
* HARE KRISHNA: Shit Happens, Rama Rama.
* RASTAFARIANISM: Let's Exhaust This Shit!
* ZOROASTRIANISM: Shit Happens Lacking On The Eon.
* Place of worship OF SUBGENIUS: BoB Shits.
* PRACTICAL: Settlement Gone Shit One Day At A Eon.
* AGNOSTIC: Shit Weight Grip Happened; Also Once more, Perhaps Not.
* Nonbeliever #2: Did Accessory Shit?
* Nonbeliever #3: For example Is This Shit?
* SATANISM: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* ATHEISM: For example Shit?
* Incredulity #2: I Can't Undergo This Shit!
* NIHILISM: No Shit.

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